The HAPPIEST place. by tooschoolforcool May 18, 2019, 3:06 pm The HAPPIEST place. What do you think? 13 Points Upvote Downvote Funny MemesFunny pictures See more Previous article Facts A small loan. Next article Was it accidental though? 50 Comments Leave a Reply I heard a Mom there say say “I will slap your head right off your shoulders” Log in to Reply It use to be the happiest place on earth, now it’s just thousands of people to try to walk thru, hours of standing in lines, and hundreds of dollars to spend. Maybe if they had a max capacity for inside it would be the happiest place on earth, walking around with 2000 other people, crowded as hell, it’s not enjoyable, Because let’s be honest, we all hate people. Log in to Reply Anyone who thinks this is mean, clearly doesn’t know what it feels like to balance multiple children at an amusement park 😂😂😂 Log in to Reply My 10 yr and I July 2018 we both had the time of our lives we done all the crazy rides stood for hours ate like a pig, slept like a baby…would I do it again? If my daughter pays for me and I get one of those mobility scooters lol….had the best fun and crazy memories for me and my 10 yr old… I was on missing child alert tho in the back of my head had scanning eyes in the crowd lol… Log in to Reply The greatest place on earth is our bed it’s free and we get on rides too 😂😂😂😂 Log in to Reply The Slappiest place on earth Log in to Reply When my son was 5, the first 5 minutes into Disneyworld, he says “it’s so hot, my legs hurt and I’m not getting my picture with any characters!” My husband says “Snow White is hot and we WILL get our picture taken with her.” Lol Log in to Reply Took my oldest daughter to Disneyworld when she was 5. 10 minutes in the gate she asks if we can go back to the hotel and swim Log in to Reply For REALZ!!! A kid can fk up a moment !!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mom.spent all that money, time packing etc… Log in to Reply I said almost the exact same thing last year when I took my kids to disney ” this is the happiest place on earth , so you better start acting like it ” Lol 🤣🤣 fun times Log in to Reply My brother caught a backhand to his mouth when we were walking out of Cinderella’s castle (circa 1992). This woman looked at my mom like she was the devil and my mom goes, “He deserved it two hours ago. He’s lucky he lasted this long.” 😂😂😂😂😂 Log in to Reply Scott Galvin remember when we got to Magic Kingdom and I said to you and the boys “this is my ONE happy place so behave for gods sake it’s my day” 🤪🤣 Log in to Reply I’ve never seen more couples fight and breakup than I have at Disney Log in to Reply I think I slapped you’d Log in to Reply I bought season passes to Bush Gardens one year. The wife and kids complained all the time it was too hot to go. I told them your ass is gonna be hot if you don’t get in that damn car! Log in to Reply Bret Pettit, this was us when we went! “We spent a fortune on this trip. You WILL stop crying and you WILL have fun!” Log in to Reply I’ve said that exact line. Not even sorry Log in to Reply Most stressful place on Earth with all the people and long lines!! Oh an the amount of money it cost to go!! Log in to Reply My mother said, ‘I thought this was the happiest god damn place on earth!” and then slammed the hotel door in my face! Lol Log in to Reply When we went to Disney I told my kids “ this is the happiest place on earth so you better get happy” as they cried Log in to Reply I love it..i disagree.. but that’s me…. it’s worth the stress.. I’d go everyday!!! Log in to Reply Elena Gonzales this was literally yanna!! She just kept complaining of the walk n her feet hurt lmao Log in to Reply Maddi Williamsen reminds me of the time we took the girls to Lagoon, and they didn’t want to ride any rollercoasters. 😒 I am so glad we spent hundreds of dollars to walk around and ride the bumper cars… Log in to Reply Love DisneyWorld but it is HOT, CROWDED and EXPENSIVE!!!!! Log in to Reply I wonder if that was ME 😂 Log in to Reply You runin this whole vacation you burger flipper -thing i heard an old British guy yell at his kid at Disney Log in to Reply Phelan Martin fun drinking game! Every time you overhear things like this! (But maybe use water instead so we’ll be super hydrated😂) Log in to Reply I’ve done this! It was more like don’t make me beat your a$$, but hey, my kids aren’t little anymore. Log in to Reply Hahahahaha- can’t stop laughing! HAve never seen so many whiny, crying kids anywhere more thanI have seen at “The Happiest Place on Earth”!lololol “Don’t make me slap you”. Hahahaha Log in to Reply Kids today need to slapped time to time. Log in to Reply When my son was about 6 we were in one of the restaurants and kids were screaming and crying I sarcastically said “the happiest place on earth” to which he replied “the loudest place on earth”. Log in to Reply Today on shit that never happened Log in to Reply And with that..in going back to work…😶 Log in to Reply Now turn around here and smile for this damn picture😂 Log in to Reply thas right. dont ruin the magical experience for mama. Log in to Reply Hahaha proof right there that no outside thing, source, or place can cause one to be happy. Happiness only can come from within. 🕉 Log in to Reply Lol meanwhile at Mickey’s dressing room. Log in to Reply I feel like this was me 😂 Log in to Reply Disney is more for the parents Log in to Reply Tiffany Angelo. I have a LARGE feeling this is going to be repeated to two very special 9 year olds, often! Log in to Reply From experience it is more like the most stressful and expensive place on earth! I saw way more frustrated and overwhelmed people than I did happy!!!!!😂😂 Log in to Reply Sensory overload hell for many kids. Log in to Reply Danielle Leeber this is us 😂 but real life Viv lost her mind at Magic Kingdom one time and I’m pretty sure I said this or something VERY similar Log in to Reply She can throw a happy slap if she really needs to Log in to Reply Daneen and Matt – I love your pics with the kids at Disney. This is what I felt like telling my kids😉 (I didn’t, but I was thisclose) 😂😂 Log in to Reply Tom Hoyle!!!! This is going to be me and Finn. I guarantee he’s still the moodiest shit ever when we go 😂😂 Log in to Reply Becca Atchley have you heard any funny things there yet? I waited on your brother the other day!! Didnt know it was him till i was putting all my tips in towards the end of my shift. Still dont know which one he is in his group of friends lol Log in to Reply Been once years ago , doubt ill go back Log in to Reply Had to be a mama of color Edit: or mama of children of color. Cause I def know a few Log in to Reply Don’t call CPS on me please 🤭 Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.