Two Strangers

Stranger 1: *awkwardly chuckles* Uh, hey there.

Stranger 2: *also awkwardly chuckles* Hi.

Stranger 1: Nice weather we’re having, huh?

Stranger 2: Yeah, it’s uh, it’s certainly something. *glances down at the dildo in their hand*

Stranger 1: *looks down at their own dildo* So, uh, I couldn’t help but notice you’re also carrying a… *gestures to the dildo*

Stranger 2: Yeah, I, uh, I was just, um, on my way to, uh… *trails off awkwardly*

Stranger 1: *nods knowingly* Yeah, me too. I mean, it’s not every day you see someone walking around with a giant dildo in their hand.

Stranger 2: *laughs* Yeah, definitely not.

Stranger 1: So, uh, do you come here often? *gestures to the dildo*

Stranger 2: *laughs again* No, not really. I mean, I’ve used them before, but this is the first time I’ve ever walked around with one in public.

Stranger 1: Same here. I mean, I’m not usually one to, uh, flaunt my… *gestures to the dildo* But I had a friend who said it was a good stress reliever, so I figured I’d give it a try.

Stranger 2: *nods* Yeah, I hear you. I mean, life can be pretty stressful sometimes, and sometimes you just need to, uh, take matters into your own hands. *gestures to the dildo*

Stranger 1: *awkwardly laughs* Yeah, I guess you could say that.

Stranger 2: Well, it was nice meeting you. *gestures to their dildo* I should probably, uh, get going.

Stranger 1: *nods* Yeah, same here. *gestures to their own dildo* Take care.

Stranger 2: You too. *awkwardly walks away with their dildo*

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