Two women are chatting at work.
The first woman says, “my husband surprised me with flowers last night. You know what that means, I’m going to have to spend the entire weekend with my legs in the air….”
Her coworker replies, “why don’t you just buy a vase?”
She’s going to have to visit plant-parenthood on Monday.
HA!!!!!!!
What the fuck
Don’t you have a vase big enough?