Walk into a bar one

A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit “what’ll ya have?” The rabbit says “I dunno, i’m only here because of Autocorrect.”

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  1. The bartender guesses correctly the bishop wants a glass of water, no ice so he can bless it. The priest got a glass of wine so he could use it for a small communion ceremony. They are amazed at the bartenders ability. When he gets to the rabbit he puts down a big pint of beer. They all waited for an explanation….

    ‟I figured he’d want something kosher with hops.”

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