What are the craziest things you have done because you were horny ?

What are the craziest things you have done because you were horny ?

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  2. Went to a bartender’s house I just met earlier that day, while visiting my hometown. We texted later that and she gave me directions. Got to the house and she was 180 from meeting her earlier. Her house was dark except for candles, which could have been to set a mood but felt strange.

    Suddenly she was quite, unfriendly, and short with conversation. My spidey sense was tingling but I didn’t leave because I’m an idiot. We went to her room. Pitch dark. I heard something in the house. Asked if we were alone. She said, “YES”.

    We started and the entire time I felt like I was going to be stabbed. I eventually said I needed to use the bathroom and I ran for the front door and to my car.

    Never hear from her again.

  3. When I was 16 I did the garden work of the local (rumoured) slutty milf for a whole summer hoping that she would “take advantage of me”, I turned up early every day and didn’t go home till late… well she did take adventage of me in one way I guess, she got a pretty nice looking garden for nothing and I got some major blue balls lol

  7. Stole my mom’s car before I had a license, drove 50 miles out in the middle of the night, snuck in this girls window (consensually) to lose my virginity while her cannabis farming, gun owning, dad was in the next room. I rinsed and repeated this process about 5 more times.

  8. Drove an hour to hook up with an old coworker. That was horrible.

    Partly horny/partially heartbroken. Just immediately hooked up with a coworker after being brutally broken up with. We did it in my car in the garage at my work. Sex was fantastic though

  12. Used my ex for sex if I didn’t pull a girl at a club, knowing full well the sex would be fantastic but she was psychotic and I’d open up Pandora’s box by contacting her let alone having sex with her.

    Long story short I’d do it very regularly and karma got the better of me and I ended up getting back with her and then going one step further I married her and she made me instantly regret it.

    She could be the sweetest nicest person or the most demented person and you never knew what version you’d wake up next to.

    I was 8 years younger than her and I thought I’d landed a sugar mommy,

    What I got was a bunny boiler of a woman who had some major issues and my naivety was my downfall.

    Long story short she would occasionally have an episode out of absolutely nowhere and start picking arguments over trivial things and if she didn’t like the way the argument was going or if I tried to tell her to calm down she would start trashing the house up.

    Police used to show up regularly to her asking them to take me away and then next day she was pleading with me to come back.

    Eventually I had it and left and then came a dramatic divorce where she tried convincing everyone I’m the bad one when even her own family admitted in court and to my lawyers she had issues that made her bi polar.

    I could of saved myself a lot of money, stress and drama if I had just left her as an ex but my trouser snake kept telling me it’s good sex and then leave !!

    This happened in Portsmouth UK and I got as far away from her as I could and have been living in The Philippines.

    Don’t think with your dick is my word of advice, I got my share of karmic Justice for thinking I could use her for weekend sex.

    Not my proudest stage of my life

  14. I Was 22 sat waiting at bar for my mate in Vegas, got approached by a couple probably in there late 40s, they asked me if I wanted to join them in their room, I though feck it why not, I shagged his missus while he watched, I finished inside her at there request, they let me use there shower, when I came out, he was eating her out, I was still horny at this point so she let me fill her mouth up

  24. met this guy at the club my friend was talking to (normal conversations) he put his hand down my pants and kept squeezing my bum. i was rubbing his crotch in front of his clothes. i genuinely don’t know how she didn’t notice or anyone else cause we were in the smoking are

  28. Had sex the night before with guy 1 who I was casually seeing, (he had two male friends staying the night at his place too) the next morning one of his friends (guy 2) snuck in while he (guy 1) was sleeping to go down on me. He (guy 1) woke up midway through and chased him (guy 2) out. That friend (guy 2) then a few hours later walked in on their other friend (guy 3) going down on me in another room….

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