What would be your last words if someone is about to kill you?
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What are you gonna do, kill me?
You still a pussy.
no I’m not vaccinated yet
Et tu, Brute?
Kill me if you are gay
As someone who survived an execution style shot to the back of the head back in the late 80s during a series of home invasions.
I just said, “See you in Hell”…
I survived with no ill effects, the bullet shattered on the thickest part of my skull, they took $1000 worth of x-rays and sent me home with 2 Tylenol 3s…
In 1991, I got a visit from the police informing me they had caught the two home invaders because they had fled to Mexico, one of which had taken his son with him. One day, the son woke up alone. His POS father had stranded him in a small town with zero resources. He went to the embassy and ratted out his father, who is now about 30 years into a 57-year sentence…
“Lady, you shot me.”
“No female associates?”
I buried the treasure next to the
“Yeah this seems par for the course “
I guess “Fucking finally, thank fuck it’s finally over”
Can you delete my browser history
Call an ambulance, but not for me!
If it’s a random person trying to mug me? I’d just say “sure you could kill me, or … we could go to Berlin … because that’s where I stashed a chandelier”
This would work in pretty much any scenario.
Have A Good One
“No benches. Wait balls hang on can i start ove-“
That’ll be four bucks baby! You want fries with that?!
Delete my browser history..
Assuming there is no way out
Then I’d try and kill myself before they could.
How’s your sister ?
don’t threaten me with a good time
Me with auditory processing disorder: “What?”
I will never tell you where the treasure is buried
What DRRid i do WHAT DRRID I DOOO
Is that all you’ve got? Well take your best shot!
“I forgive you”
Mr.white, we have to juju on that beat or Gus will kill is both
Now the curse is yours
I’m going to bang your mom in hell
Make it painless please sir
The missions, the nightmares, it’s all finally over…..
Since I played it recently, “Death can have me, when it earns me” popped into my head, but it’s way less badass, when it promptly earns me.