TIL about the Turin Erotic Papyrus. It has been dubbed the “world’s first men’s mag.” and consists of two parts, one of which contains twelve erotic vignettes depicting various sex positions.

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1. There is A LOT of sex in the Epic of Gilgamesh.

   My vulva, the horn,
   The Boat of Heaven,
   Is full of eagerness like the young moon.
   My untilled land lies fallow.
   As for me, Inanna,
   Who will plow my vulva?
   Who will plow my high field?
   Who will plow my wet ground?
   As for me, the young woman,
   Who will plow my vulva?
   Who will station the ox there?
   Who will plow my vulva?

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2. This is what a man of culture faps too.

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3. There are plenty of Sumerian texts that are far older and also contain mostly pornographic/erotic poetry.

   This is probably the best known example, (and oldest) but there are others.

   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Istanbul_2461

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4. Maybe it was a menu?

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5. Turin isn’t the same town they said Jesus’ robe in which he was dressed after his sacrifice, which was stained in the shape of His body came from?

   Then some researchers dated the thing 700 years too old…

   This post makes me wonder what were those stains actually…

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