TIL of the sluggard waker, a church position whose job was to wake up anyone in the congregation who had fallen asleep by hitting them on the head with a stick by whatilearned October 7, 2021, 1:46 pm Read more: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sluggard_waker What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote asleepchurchcongregationfallenhittingjobpositionsluggardstickTILToday I learnedwakewaker See more Previous article Dreamphobia in the house!!!! Next article Do Michael Meyers and Jason Voorhees have calendars or do they instinctually know when it’s time to start murdering people like psychopathic migratory birds? 4 Comments Leave a Reply I brain folks for Jesus! Log in to Reply Doing the Lords work Log in to Reply That’s a’paddlin’ Log in to Reply A certain Mr. Bean sketch seems to fit in well here, including the babbling from the pulpit that lures you to sleep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9CkI7H3PP8 Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.