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Today is a day like no other, I finally laid my first egg. I finally discovered my humanhood, my meaning in life. After founding Facebook on February 4, 2004, I’ve been looking for something to make me feel alive again. Trying to fuck around with Meta Quest 3, Fentynal, and other mind altering substances hasnt…

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Chat, I just don’t understand. What the hell is the point of just copying and pasting something from chat instead of typing your own ideas out? Are you entirely incapable of an original thought? I really am at my wits’ end and I hope people get back to contributing new ideas to the conversation.