I fucking hate being a indian
IHATE MY LIFE. I AM FUCKING HATE IT. I HATE BING STUPID. WHY CAN’T I BE I ALWAYS GET PICKED O LATINO AND CAN’T FUCKING DEFEND BECAUSE I AM SKINNY PICE OF SHIT AND I AM AN UGLY INDIAN PIECE OF SHIT AND WHAT KIND OF FUCKING NAME IS VISHAKAN. MAN, ID RATHER BE WHITE…
Friday Night Funkin fans are a minority
Okay fuck you, FNF fans are extremely discriminated against and you won’t support them. This is why I unfollowed you, you just made fun of me. I tried giving you a 2nd chance but you didn’t listen. I hope you enjoy being a bigot who won’t support the minority of gamers.
I’M A PUSSY EATIN’ PIRATE MOTHAFUCKA
I’M EATIN YOUR MOMMA’S PUSSY RIGHT NOW MOTHAFUCKA SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
I love you, doctor
I honestly don’t even know if this counts as groping. I usually have a female OB/GYN, but she was out so I had a male doctor. When the front office told me this, I am immediately got a little turned on by an older man looking at me even if he was a doctor. When…
I am sexually attracted to my puppy erick.
The title says it all, my puppy erick is 3 months old and he is such a cutie. I love him with all my heart, our regular activities include peanut butter and a lot of licking!!! I love it when he licks my nutsack and leaves his saliva all over my balls, its soothing and…
Infinite Jest endnotes
1. Methamphetamine hydrochloride, a.k.a. crystal meth. 2 Orin’s never once darkened the door of any sort of therapy-professional, by the way, so his takes on his dreams are always generally pretty surface-level. 3 E.T.A. is laid out as a cardioid, with the four main inward-facing bldgs. convexly rounded at the back and sides to yield…
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