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What’s the best response to “haha you have small boobs”?
What’s the best response to “haha you have small boobs”?
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My favorite comeback for any joke made at my expense is “I don’t get it.” And ask them to explain to me why it’s funny.
Thanks, I grew them myself
If it’s from a guy: “Haha! You have huge ones!”
If it’s a girl: “You’re just mad yours hang weird.”
Bigger than your brain though…
Yeah, but my vag is fucking massive!
We’ll I’m a dude… so…
Whenever someone tries insulting me like that I just say “thanks!”
Punched a kid in the face for this once in elementary school. Now I have double Ds.
Me 2, Him 0
“You don’t.” Just deadpan like an observation.
Why u lookin?
More than a mouthful is a waste
Thanks, grew them myself
The objective of the person saying this to you is to elicit an emotional reaction. Any emotion. They don’t care if they make you angry, sad, frustrated, or self-conscious. They just want to push a button and see a response. The best way to take that away from them is to give a completely non-emotional response, or no response at all. They can push the button, but they’re not going to see a result.
If they say it while you’re doing something, then just keep doing what you’re doing as if you didn’t hear them. If they address you and catch your attention with it, just give them your best polite customer-service smile. The better you disengage, the less satisfaction they get, and the more successful you are. Less is more.
a simple, “so?”
“and?”
Like I think we both know this, so whats your point?
Yeah, so?
Please please don’t even care if a guy makes a comment about your small boobs. Because there is a almost 100% if he’s saying that he wants to bang you, but most likely a much lesser chance you feel the same way. You’ve already won.
Flat is justice
But my nipples are perfect.
Bigger than any you’re ever likely to feel
That’s not even an insult. Small boobs rock.
“they are still boobs, everybody loves boobs regardless of size or shape”
“Actually I have no boobs”
*pulls out breast prosthetics*
Thanks cancer.
…that you will never see
unrelated but my now friend and i met while he was at work and we were kinda talking and we became friends and as we were talking we were discussing like past things and some how got into like his bones and shit and so here we are talking about his bones and he points to his chest and i said “trans” bc he was one of the people who you can look at from a mile away and be like “yeah they are diffidently LGBTQ or sum, and so him and i laughed about it and he said “no” and we still joke about it some times.
so i guess you could either tell them you’re trans or have fucked on bone structure
They’re perky as hell though, and built to stay that way.
Well at least I have a bigger dick!
Helps with the back pain and bra shopping. Then squish them together.
I think small boobs should be envied rather than ridiculed. They’re so much less impractical compared to huge bazonkers.
“Yup, and they’re perky, too. Unlike yours.”
“Haha these are small, but the dildo I shove in your father ass was not, neither was the money he paid me for it.”
You talking to a man or a woman? Telling a guy he has small boobs is very different than telling a woman.
Slap them in the face with them to prove they aren’t that small.
Yes, and they’ll still be exactly here (gestures to upper chest) when I’m 80!
I can get bigger tits if I want to, but your tiny dick is forever.
Pretty and perky – I am a long term pick. Big ones will be down to your knees in a few years …
At least I got a pair!
That was off the top of my head, but it can work on a few levels.
“Is that the best you got? Idiot.”
They’re not that small.
“fuck you fatass”
Right back at with your dad got a tiny dikk 🙂
Bigger than your pea brain.
Umm idek I’ve never been told I have small boobs but I’d probably tell them “says the one that has to make fun of others to make themselves feel better 😌”
“that’s right. Your moobs are bigger”. If it’s a male
“Saggy dosnt mean big” if female” 🤣