You get one million dollars if you get laid in the coming 8 hours, not allowed to pay for sex not tell anyone about the prize you would get. What’s your strategy?
You get one million dollars if you get laid in the coming 8 hours, not allowed to pay for sex not tell anyone about the prize you would get. What’s your strategy?
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Go to uncles house
Well I’m not getting a million dollar
Clean the kitchen and bring home flowers for my wife done
have sex with my wife. ez-pz.
I’m a girl lol. This is too easy
visiting the mortuary
id be screwed 😀
I guess just show up at my boyfriend’s house. Easy peasy, scrotum squeezy.
I tell my wife that I do want to try for a 3rd child after all. Boom! Million dollars.
I’d just walk over and start taking my wife’s cloths off, usually works
I’m not gay, but 1 million bucks is 1 million bucks.
Call up my fwb and get to work!
My strategy is I’m married.
I’m getting laid tonight whether or not I get a million dollars
Anybody want 500k$?
if my girlfriend falls through, i’d call my boyfriend. if he’s busy, i’d start hitting up my friends with nudes, and bang the first one to make it to my place.
Call my girlfriend, sweet talk her, boom millionaire,
I’m married so it’b be easy. But if I wasn’t, as a guy, I’d get on Grindr. Men will fuck anything, and gay men aren’t different.
I’m about to pull a SHANE DAWSON!!!!!
Go on Grindr
Can i fuck myself?
Well I want that million bit it’s forbidden cuz I’m a minor
Call up my girlfriend and ask her if she wants to split 50,000 dollars she needs to get over here right now.
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Ask around
Call my partner. Id have that million within the hour
I’m married, although we both currently have COVID, so I’d say trust me. He knows me well enough to just accept what I’m saying
Get my wife tipsy.
Go home from work and make suggestive eyes at my husband. Bam!
Ask everyone I come across like my life depended on… I’m straight but idc if it’s a dude or a chick good looking or ugly 1mil is 1mil… Obviously try play it cool and not look all desperate or off-putting… I feel like I would get that mil easy I strive at getting laid when it’s competitive 🙂
Call in sick, bend my wife over. Easiest money ever
Turn to the wife and ask for sex
Go to sleep, wake up tomorrow and continue life with the same amount of money, because there’s not the slightest chance of that happening either way
find a college girl and say ” hey want to fill your gas tank for free”.
its not paying if i gave a donation right?
I am married. So go get my wife…
Im Married shes dtf 24-7
Go to a crowded shopping mall, pull out my pecker and yell, “Anybody wanna fuck?!!!”
Go lay in bed next to my wife