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You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
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Is that any way to address a Thane?
Khajiit has done nothing wrong! Khajiit is innocent!
**Fus ro DAH**
I’d rather die than go to prison!
I was a good citizen once.. but then I got an arrow to the knee
It was the wind
Pay the fine. I’ll just go farm some bandits and daedra and make all that money back and then some.
Ice cream
May be I am the Dragonborn, I just don’t know it yet
What crime? I’ll just install a mod that makes it legal.
“The pain caused by taking an arrow to the knee was just too much to bear, and it made me do things that I regret.”
I did it all for Serana
Your honor I did it for the lolz
That chicken was eyeballin’ me.
Fuck you bitch ass pale ass mother fucker. I WILL KILL UR WHOLE FUCKING VILLAGE EXCEPT THE SHOPS! I WILL KILK UR WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING FAMILY UGLY ASS HELMET LOOKOMG ASS. KILL UR SELF BEFORE I SEND U FLYING WITH MY YELLING ASS SPECIAL VOICE. OR I COULD CALL THE DRAGON CONCIL ON UR ASS U MOTHER FUCKING DUMB ASS! YOU THINK U HAVE A VOICE HERE!!! TRY TO SWING ON MY DRACONIC ARMOR! I WILL REANIMATE UR BODY SO MANY FUCKING TIMES TO KILL UR BITCH ASS! U won’t be as useless cus I’ll kill u quick and animated 2 draconic warriors and kill UR WHOLE FUCKING WORLD! I RELEASE ALL THE DRAGONS AND KILL U FIRST U GOD DAMN IDIOT!
In a world with magical powers, I too have magical powers. **Fus Ro Dah!**
It’s all over law breaker! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
RII VAAZ ZOL
Odahviing
Who is Skyrim?
You’ll never prove it! I was crouching the entire time.
I am Spartacus. Molon Labe