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You’re running for president, your last text message is your campaign slogan. What is it?
You’re running for president, your last text message is your campaign slogan. What is it?
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“Bro, no one sees ‘cat fock’ and assumes you have a ‘fat cock’, they assume you’re a cat fucker.”
“I need some nipple cream xx”
“Christianity was founded by Jews, so it’s okay.”
“I’m getting to it!”
“Lol you’ll see.”
“Happy new year” …wow
“K thanks”
“I don’t want to be messy lol”
I’ll be black in a minute
*bank
*bang
*back
Stupid autocorrect
Stop
“Hey boss, I’m gonna be late for work today”
-2024
“SHELLY NO-“
“Yes.”
Yes.
“I went out there and saw them, so I backed up and started taking a video. I knew as soon as I went in there to take a picture, one of them would get up and walk away.”
Kinda wordy and vaguely suggestive, if you ask me.
(It was my cat and dog who “hate” each other, cuddling together in a sunbeam.)
“Love.”
“I’ll Fly Away didn’t pay anything, but I did get a souvenir license plate”
Hold that
That would be amazing!
“Michael laughed at an image”
I’m Out
Probably! Shall I ask my mom to pick you up?
Game pigeon 8 ball.
On my way!
More books!!!!
Hey, how ya holdin up? Feeling any better?
> Nice
Was the last text message specifically but it started with:
> Are you going to the Grammys again this year?
“What do you want from Stovehouse?”
I agree Michael, we should abolish Social Security and also the Third Amendment
Reddit is a hell of a place.
“She cooked eggs and now the whole fucking house reeks.”
Bussin bussin
“Sucks, doesn’t it?”
Fun, probably