I , 21M felt something was missing 3 days ago.
Let me explain. I was cooking my casual fried cereal, ( Yes fried cereal with butter tastes great ) I wanted to add onions into the mix to try something fresh. So I was chopping and chopping and due to my fat physique I accidentally knocked the chopping board down and the knife slipped down my hands. Surprisingly enough it didn’t hurt one bit to the chopping board, but I felt a bit of itch on my crotch. It suddenly felt, cold? As if a hindrance was gone. It took me 20 mins to get the knife back up and there was blood on it. “Ah crap I cut myself” I thought. So I went to the doctors and he just passed out. The nurses and his senior in the office came rushing and all of them puked. THe senior doctor just called an ambulance and sent me to the emergency room. It took around 8 built men to carry me on the largest and sturdiest stretcher in the entire city. But the stretcher broke in the end when I got up. Rip stretcher. Anyway when they were doing a checkup on me , the doctors told me that my dong was cut off and left hanging on a few strands of muscle and they had to put me into anaesthesia right away. I was baffled and couldn’t believe what I just heard. The doctors wondered why I felt so less pain even though my dong was gone, and how I didn’t feel any pain. Well, I explained to them that I had Congenital insensitivity to pain and anhydrosis (CIPA), a disorder where one couldn’t feel pain. My great great grandfather had CIPA too, didn’t know my luck was so bad I could get it as well. I thought losing 25 50/50’s in genshin was the worst that could happen. Anyways, I got my dick stitched up and the government decided to sponsor me the operation due to the baffling experience everyone witnessed. I don’t think the doctors would even want the money. Moral of the story, don’t be fat and don’t get CIPA.